53+ Dirty Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women ⛏️🆙

Looking for corny, dirty pick-up lines? You came to the right place. Pick-up lines are a clever way to start talking with a crush you like. Give it a try the next time you see your crush. There is nothing to lose, just be confident and playful and be ready to have a comeback when you get a bad reaction. Sweet and cheesy lines are usually more successful than dirty lines, but it really depends on a person. Scroll down to find Cheesy lines.

So here is our selection of dirtiest pick-up lines that should work for both guys and girls. Feel free to improvise and change them in your own way.

Remember to always be respectful! Following lines might sound really bad if the listener doesn’t take this as a joke. Always feel the crowd and remain respectful.

Dirty Pick-up lines

1. I’m not into photography, but I can picture you and me together in bed.
2. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
3. Can I follow you home? Cause my mother always told me to follow my dreams.
4. Are you a vet? I have a cat that needs to be examined.
5. You’re the reason why Santa has a VERY naughty list.
6. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down with you.
7. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
8. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
9. Toss me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
10. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You’ll be my 6. I’ll be the 9.
11. Did you escape from prison? Because it is illegal to look this good.
12. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
13. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
14. Want to play train? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
15. You know what winks and then roars like a lion? {Wink at her}
16. Did you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
17. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a big wind pushing me towards you.
18. Dinner first, or should we go straight for the dessert?
19. Hey, you dropped something. My jaw.
20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
21. Does my tongue taste funny?
22. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
23. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
24. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
25. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I know my future wife.
26. Sorry, but you owe me an explanation. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, my yaw dropped.
27. I lost my keys… Can I check your pockets?
28. It’s weird, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
29. Just smile for yes or do a triple backflip if you don’t want to give me your number.
30. If I had four quarters to give to the four most beautiful women in the universe, you would have a dollar and my heart!
31. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
32. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
33. You are worth every sin.
34. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
35. Can I borrow your kiss? I promise I’ll give it back with interest.
36. Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
37. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when someone touches me.
38. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
39. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
40. If you were a flower, you’d be a DAMMN-delion.
41. Aside from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
42. Riddle: If you take away one hand, some will remain. What am I? Handsome
43. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is really hard to find..
44. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
45. Your body is made up of 80% water.. and I’m getting thirsty.
46. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the room. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
47. Your outfit will look great on the floor
48. Do I have to sign for your package?
49. If being beautiful is a crime, then you are under arrest.

Hope these dirty pick-up lines work and make your crush laugh. You can also try starting conversations with jokes and why not riddles. Just be yourself, confident, and don’t overthink.