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53+ Dirty Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women ⛏️🆙

Looking for corny, dirty pick-up lines? You came to the right place. Pick-up lines are a clever way to start talking with a crush you like. Give it a try the next time you see your crush. There is nothing to lose, just be confident and playful and be ready to have a comeback when you get a bad reaction. Sweet and cheesy lines are usually more successful than dirty lines, but it really depends on a person. Scroll down to find Cheesy lines.

So here is our selection of dirtiest pick-up lines that should work for both guys and girls. Feel free to improvise and change them in your own way.

Remember to always be respectful! Following lines might sound really bad if the listener doesn’t take this as a joke. Always feel the crowd and remain respectful.

Dirty pick-up lines

Dirty Pick-up lines

  1. I’m not into photography, but I can picture you and me together in bed.
  2. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  3. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
  4. At school, I just wanted an A. With you, I just want to F.
  5. Can I follow you home? Cause my mother always told me to follow my dreams.
  6. Are you winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  7. You’re the reason why Santa has a VERY naughty list.
  8. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
  9. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  10. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
  11. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
  12. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You’ll be my 6. I’ll be the 9.
  13. Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising something in my pants.
  14. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
  15. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  16. Want to play train? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
  17. You know what winks and then screws like a lion? {Wink at her}
  18. Did you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
  19. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
  20. Dinner first, or should we go straight for the dessert?
  21. Hey, you dropped something. My jaw.
  22. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
  23. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  24. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
  25. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  26. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  27. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
  28. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
  29. Sorry, but you owe me an explanation. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, my pants dropped.
  30. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
  31. You are so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
  32. It’s weird, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  33. Just smile for yes, or do a triple backflip if you don’t want me in your bed.
  34. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
  35. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  36. If I had four quarters to give to the four sexiest women in the universe, you would have a dollar and my underwear!
  37. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  38. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin D.
  39. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
  40. Is there an airport nearby there is something in my pants taking off..
  41. Can I borrow your kiss? I promise I’ll give it back with interest.
  42. Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  43. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
  44. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  45. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
  46. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that ass.
  47. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  48. Riddle: What has 38 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  49. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  50. Your body is made up of 80% water.. and I’m getting thirsty.
  51. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the room. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  52. Your outfit will look great on my bedroom floor
  53. Do I have to sign for your package?

Hope these dirty pick-up lines work and make your crush laugh. You can also try starting conversations with jokes and why not riddles. Just be yourself, confident, and don’t overthink.

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