69 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines for Flirting 🧀 [Tinder]

Looking for funny, cheesy pick-up lines? You came to the right place. Pick-up lines are a great way to start a conversation when you don’t really know how to start talking with a crush.

Next time when you see your crush then definitely give it a try. There is nothing to lose, just don’t choose the dirtiest one unless you know he/she will like it or you are just playing a fool in tinder. Sweet and cheesy pick-up lines are usually the ones to go with, but if you are looking for something more extra then check out 53 Dirty Pick-Up Lines That Will Get Her Attention.

So here is our selection of cheesy pick-up lines that should work for both guys and girls. Feel free to change them and don’t be afraid to improvise a bit.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

1. Do you know what my pants are made of? 100% Boyfriend/girlfriend material
2. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
3. I’m not into photography, but I can picture me and you together.
4. They like to say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
5. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
6. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/180-spin gymnastics combination if you don’t want me to take you out.
7. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
8. Somebody call the police, ’cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
9. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
10. If I had four quarters to give to the four most beautiful women in the universe, you would have a dollar and my heart!
11. Your eyes are as blue as the Atlantic ocean. I don’t mind wandering at sea!
12. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
13. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
14. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
15. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
16. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
17. I hope our relationship will be like the number Pi: endless and irrational!
18. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
19. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
20. Are you a camera? ’Cause every time I look at you, I smile!
21. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
22. Are you a mortgage loan? ‘Cause, you’ve got my interest!
23. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
24. You’re sweet like sugar, you’re giving me a toothache.
25. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
26. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
27. Hello, I’m a genie. What are your other two wishes?
28. Please tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
29. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
30. Do you have a pen? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Good Pick-Up Lines for Flirting

31. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
32. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
33. Riddle: What has 38 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
34. I must be in an art gallery because you truly are a work of art.
35. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
36. Did you just get out of the oven? Because damn you’re hot.
37. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
38. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
39. Are you a cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
40. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the room. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
41. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
42. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
43. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
44. There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was stolen.
46. It’s weird, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
47. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
48. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
49. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
50. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
51. Is your mom a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
52. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
53. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
54. Can I follow you home? Cause my mother always told me to follow my dreams.
55. You’re the reason why Santa has a VERY naughty list.
56. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Best Pick-Up Line Puns

57. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
58. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
59. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
60. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
61. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
62. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous!
63. Riddle: If you take away one hand, some will remain. What am I? Handsome (Check for other riddles)
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
65. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
66. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
67. Was your mom or dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
68. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
69. If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple!

Hope these pick-up lines work for you and you can charm your crush. You can also try starting conversations with jokes and why not riddles. Just remember to be yourself and try not to overthink. Life is too short to live it without cheesy jokes.